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May 10, 2009 7:46:20 GMT -6
Post by graybeard on May 10, 2009 7:46:20 GMT -6
The Economy Is So Bad... HOW BAD IS IT?
CEO's are now playing miniature golf. Jewish women are marrying for love. Even people who have nothing to do with the Obama administration aren't paying their taxes. Hotwheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM. Obama met with small businesses to discuss the Stimulus Package: GE, Pfizer and Citigroup. McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names A truckload of Americans got caught sneaking into Mexico The most highly-paid job is now jury duty People in Africa are donating money to Americans Motel Six won't leave the light on The Mafia is laying off judges And finally...
Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Hey, neat...the guy who made $50 billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $750 billion disappear.
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May 10, 2009 8:34:38 GMT -6
Post by jeffolie on May 10, 2009 8:34:38 GMT -6
LOL
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May 10, 2009 10:07:21 GMT -6
Post by graybeard on May 10, 2009 10:07:21 GMT -6
It took 100 days to raise $100 for the Bush library; barely enough to house both books.
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May 12, 2009 14:56:48 GMT -6
Post by grozny on May 12, 2009 14:56:48 GMT -6
Hard Times Make Monkeys Eat Red PeppersSteak or the seafood restaurant? I can’t decide! That was 1999. Now to buy some pork and beans, I hop on my bicycle and to the grocery store I ride. The Chinese restaurant was my favorite, I liked their duck, Now I snare them at night while dodging the park ranger, I wouldn’t want to get arrested; that would sure suck! Through the airport in a business suit I once did stride, Now I spend the night sleeping on the hard plastic chairs, Pretending to be waiting for planes I cannot afford to ride. “Our budget is red,” the mayor wails, “whatever can I do?” Now traffic cameras flash and cops look for taillight cracks, The mayor found a solution: The workingman he’d screw. Children walk up and down store aisles for hours on end, While their mother searches for work; a job she needs, For to daycare her children she cannot afford to send. Does the government care about her? No, not at all, They’ve got billions for the bankers and automakers, But nothing for her, who sits on the curb and bawls. Read more fine and not-so-fine rhymes at my poetry page.
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